[EDIT: We are currently taking a break from things. Have been traveling around quite a bit the last few months. We are back in Hot Springs until April, then florida for the summer, and then back to EP/LC. Ya we are a whirlwind. Anyways we will take this edit off when we decide to get back in the swing of things.] THE YOUNG GIRL:I'm hot, I have great tits and I'll drink you under the table. I'm a mensa gal, I'm cultured, I love theater, I love music, and I definitely love a good wine with my dick. THE DORK LOSER: Just your run of the mill mischief maker. I play music, I read too much, and I like operating heavy machinery while playing video games. My mom grounded me over the phone cuz my sister found my last profile while looking for weiner pictures. So I'm not suppose to be on here YOUNG GIRL: He is an idiot. I swear he has A.D.D.

My Ideal Person NO NO'S

-Homophobes-
Racists-
Parents who smoke in the presence of their children-
cheaters-
republicans----
(sorry guys, but we were raised by two black lesbians with asthma.)------

Besides that we are pretty open. We do love intelligence and creativity. Personality is just as important as looks. If you are younger, please write us. It is so hard to find people our age on this site.

She likes nerdy shy guys with good hygiene, and girls with nice curves and pretty smiles.

He likes anyone who doesn't run away screaming.
If you are the kind of girl that would rather forget a disturbing experience as opposed to pressing charges, it's a BIG plus.

Couples should be in stable relationships and looking to enhance an already good sex life, not jump start a stale one. We would love to just go to dinner with a couple for the sake of going out for drinks and nice company. We are nice people, not pushy, both are intelligent and we tend to prefer mom and pop restaurants to olive garden, independent music to radio, indie films to blockbusters, etc..etc..

Any single ladies that are just looking to have a fun time with some fun people are encouraged to write. xoxo, thank you for reading.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
cursive, death cab, coheed, mars volta, planes m4 stars, bright eyes,le tigre!,prettygirlsmakegrave

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Participating in Erotic Photography

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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