I'm good in bed, but since I can't make a career out of that, I'll settle for a hobby. When you're staying in a hotel, I think your first goal should be to make the maid wonder what went on here last night, and your second goal should be to make her envious. I'm a clean, fun, creative guy who's looking for something not-real-serious, but could-become-serious-possibly. Fair enough? I want a partner who enjoys teasing each other virtually when we're apart, getting each other keyed up so we can hardly keep our hands off one another next time we're together. The "friends" part of FWB would certainly be a bonus. I'd love to be able to talk about whatever else is on either of our minds -- of course, that starts a whole new inventory of figuring out what each of us likes and seeing where we match...

My Ideal Person Someone adventurous, and intelligent. If you describe yourself as a sapiosexual, that's an excellent start. If you're fun to be around when you're not in bed, but can't wait to actually get into bed, that's another point in your favor.

Oh, and if "in bed" can mean bent over the kitchen table, being pinned up to a convenient tree, or straddling the office chair, even better. Unless it's humid and there are mosquitos, of course. Then screw the tree, we're going inside.