So...if I want my profile to be like every other guy's, I need to tell you that I hold the Guinness Record for the longest uninterrupted session of sex, right? And that when I orgasm I can shoot across the room? And, oh! How could I forget: I'm so big that blue whales boast that they're hung like ME. Sigh... First of all, who wants to "go all night"?? I love sex, but, damn, I like to sleep, too. Waaaay more important is the fact that (and I bet you already know this), all guys are liars. So you can't trust our self-descriptions, anyway. That's what TESTIMONIALS are for, right? So forget what I tell you about me. Instead, see what friends have said about me... Ahhhh, y' know, I should probably tell a bit myself, though, yes? OK: I am a big fan of sex. A REALLY big fan of it. And I don't mean "Sea ticket holder" type of big fan; I mean "Willing to sit in a lawn chair on the sidewalk and wait for six days until the box office opens" kind of fan. I love sweaty, wet, creative, energetic, energizing and exhausting sex -- so exhausting that there's a period of time in which we're too tired even to go get that glass of water we each want so much. And I love soft, slow, gentle-but-firm, taut, tight, expressive and intuitive sex -- so rhythmic and organic that we move for hours along each other's bodies, not ever quite aware of where each of us starts and the other begins. If you need it, I'll do anything you ask. Not “almost anything.” ANYTHING. You can only get off if your toes are sucked? Ok, then, I’ll spend extra time on the pinky toes. You’ve got a desire which requires odd accoutrements? Heck, if it makes you happy, I’ll go to Duane Reade at 3 am for a tub of Vaseline and a spatula. And more than being merely openminded and agreeable, I have a knack for making my partner feel comfortable enough that she, for the first time, either recognizes or articulates (or both!) those deep-down secrets. And yet, as important as it is for me to satsify your needs, it's also important that I "take the lead." I tend toward dominance in a sexual relationship. If you’re comfortable with it, we can have a wonderful “power exchange.” If you’d rather stay in the waist-high waters, we can do that, too. Very often, "dominance" means simply that I hold your hands above your head as I kiss you, pushing you back against a wall and pushing our bodies tight against each other. Or, in bed, pinning your arms to your sides as I enter you, locking eyes with you and allowing you that freedom which comes from restraint… I can guarantee that I can come more than once without the refractory period being timed by a sundial. And, later, as we walk to a coffee shop, I'll stay on the curb side. I'll hold the door open. I'll stand (I know, it's old-fashioned. Guess what? Don’t care.) when you leave the table or arrive at it. I'll pay the bill. And during whatever time we spend together, in any context, whether in my bed or yours, or at a table at the local Starbucks, you'll have my undivided, rapt attention. After all, I was raised right. And as we part, you'll feel your most sensual -- sexier than usual, more respected than usual, and, I promise, more tired than usual. And you'll say to yourself: "Now, THAT is a man who knows women…"

My Ideal Person Hey, life has plenty of variety, and I'm willing to follow its flow, so if we first meet each other at the elevator bank at Bloomingdale's, give each other a single, wordless look, and then head straight to the seventh floor Ladies' Room, where we fuck like the Earth is about to be destroyed, and then part company without even getting each other's first name…Well, that's fine. But if we're going to spend any "real" time together, then our brains have to connect as well as our bodies, right?

So a sense of humor (especially if it's accompanied by a nice smile) is important; after all, I'll give a money-back guarantee on my ability to keep you laughing -- so it'd be great if you actually *like* to laugh.

I have a brain, I pay attention to the news and I know a few 50-cent words. If you're in that some boat…Well, how nice that would be!

I use language which would make George Carlin or Chris Rock blush. I've got plenty of formal education and don't need to do it, but I curse almost non-stop, so you shouldn't be prudish about that. (Heck, if you're prudish about ANYTHING, then you likely ought to find a different site!)

I’m in pretty good shape (or at least guilty when I’m not). I take care of myself and don't get winded by twisting the cap off a bottle of water. If you're in at least that same level of fitness, then nothing else physical really matters to me. I don't have a "type." Truly, I think that we're all sort-of designed to fit pretty snugly with each other, so it's WAY more important to me that our minds fit together.

I think sex gets better over time as two people get to know each other -- as does the underlying friendship. But I'm NOT necessarily seeking a commitment, either. If I wanted to find true love, I'd go join eHarmony. But really…If we have a great time together on a Sunday afternoon, then shouldn't we -- Oh, call me crazy! -- try again on ANOTHER Sunday afternoon?

So, if any of this sounds remotely interesting to you, please let me know. Oh, and…I understood a gal’s need for safety, so I’m not going to suggest that we, say, meet in your bedroom, but, on the other hand, I don’t want to correspond as long as Abigail and John Adams before we get together for a cup of coffee…

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Any and all. Ahhh.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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