Twelve days of Sexmas  

Naughtypursuit 51F  
1304 posts
12/18/2018 9:54 am
Twelve days of Sexmas


This Christmas I’ve decided to do you all a favour.

Remember that Christmas isn’t just about shopping and stuffing your face, it’s also about cheesy seasonal treatments

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: A spanking over his knee.
Who doesn’t like a nice little spanking every now and then? Someone’s getting a lump of coal in their stocking.

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Two love gloves.
We’re not just wrapping presents.

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Three French men.
Oooh lala - bien sur.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Four dirty words

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Five sex swings.
Sing loud like this, “se-eeee-x swings.” ( remember this is the crescendo)

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Six porns a-playing.
Watching porn at Christmas? tsk tsk

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Seven sperm a-swimming. So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?” The other replies, “Ovaries! We’re not even past the throat yet!” ( an oldie but goodie)

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Eight jugs a-milking. Not my thing but there are some out there who have that fantasy - to each their own

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Nine guys de-pants-ing.
You pick the guys

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Ten peepers peeping.
For all you Cam voyeurs

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Eleven perverts skyping.
Cybersex anyone?

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Twelve Sexy Bloggers
You know who you are

Twelve Sexy Bloggers
Eleven Perverts Skyping
Ten Peepers Peeping
Nine guys De-pants-ing
Eight jugs a milking
Seven sperm a swimming
Six Porns a playing
Five sexxxeeee swings
Four Dirty words
Three French Men
Two Love Gloves
First a spanking over Santa's knee

Naughtypursuit 51F  
2186 posts
12/18/2018 9:54 am

Merry Christmas


cwazywabbit009 55M
6142 posts
12/18/2018 10:01 am

And a sexy and Merry Xmas to you {=}

Drop in and visit my blog sometime, but you'll probably regret it


Naughtypursuit replies on 12/18/2018 11:59 am:
Thank you and all the best to you xo

Paulxx001 62M
9958 posts
12/18/2018 10:07 am

Ooooooooooooooo WORTHY !!! Yes !
All twelve days were funny, but I choked on my coffee with # 7 ! Funny

Words are like meatloaf- they can be sculpted into any shape you choose.
I wrote, a one word blog.How Short Can It Be And Still


Naughtypursuit replies on 12/18/2018 12:00 pm:
Dont coffee and read blogs...new lesson

Kumon69691 32M
23 posts
12/18/2018 10:34 am

Lol


lok4fun500 109M  
44433 posts
12/18/2018 10:52 am

, Naughtypursuit!!





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come join us ~THE CAMPFIRE~~ group!


Naughtypursuit replies on 12/18/2018 3:25 pm:
Thank you and a very Merry Christmas to you Lok4fun

Tmptrzz 56F  
62076 posts
12/18/2018 12:26 pm

This is great hun and you should add it to the Symposium as it would be another great contribution to it..

Just your average every day run of the mill nana here!!!


Naughtypursuit replies on 12/18/2018 3:25 pm:
Thanks Tmp

PAWAPh 43M
7270 posts
12/18/2018 12:34 pm

*Outfuckinstanding*

~Gooood Remix~

>New Favorite Song<

»Great Profile Photo«

Great Ass!!

Jack


Naughtypursuit replies on 12/18/2018 12:42 pm:
Thank you Jack

Livinglife1929 43M
27 posts
12/18/2018 12:41 pm

Very awesome ideas coming to mind now.


Naughtypursuit replies on 12/18/2018 12:42 pm:
Glad to be of service

redrockrascal 60M
20177 posts
12/18/2018 12:59 pm

Eight jugs? That's 4 wimmins, that's 3 more than I've ever done in a night.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


Naughtypursuit replies on 12/18/2018 3:23 pm:
Your math is impeccable

MyBaffies 49M
3559 posts
12/18/2018 1:12 pm

And 13 unsolicited dick pics.

Baffies

My Blog: MyBaffies


Naughtypursuit replies on 12/18/2018 3:23 pm:
Goes with out saying....lol

mc_justmc 59M  
4959 posts
12/18/2018 1:38 pm

Excellent!


Naughtypursuit replies on 12/18/2018 3:24 pm:
Thank you Sir

walker10666 57M

12/18/2018 2:28 pm

*chuckle* That's fun! Thank you very much for sharing and a Merry Christmas to you!


Naughtypursuit replies on 12/18/2018 3:24 pm:
Thank you, Merry Christmas

wantaplay8 66M
5607 posts
12/18/2018 4:15 pm

Merry Christmas...porn is good almost any day! LOL
You sung a few lines about me...Thank you for the fun song!


Naughtypursuit replies on 12/18/2018 5:28 pm:
You are quite welcome

HoHowdy 57M
1286 posts
12/18/2018 7:51 pm

My favorite for some reason is ten peepers peeping, don't ask me why. lol.


Naughtypursuit replies on 12/19/2018 4:12 am:
hmmm maybe it just sounds good...lol

lindoboy100 56M
20227 posts
12/19/2018 1:51 am

How about one kilty kissing??

Wake up and hold yer noses.........


Naughtypursuit replies on 12/19/2018 4:13 am:
under the mistle toe.... ( the hairy toe)

azriel1970 48M
25854 posts
12/19/2018 5:18 am

HAHAHAHA Yes this is awesome!!!!
I would love to do that to you especially the spanking!!!!!


Naughtypursuit replies on 12/19/2018 5:44 am:
Thank you hun xo

boobwhisperer69 56M
5315 posts
12/19/2018 8:52 am

And one sexy ass Canuk!


Naughtypursuit replies on 12/19/2018 10:35 am:
Thank you xo

voyeur2017 56M
587 posts
12/19/2018 3:43 pm

clever prose~~~ ......and a very sexy Christmas to you ~~~~


Naughtypursuit replies on 12/19/2018 5:15 pm:
THank you

scoupe42 56M  
6734 posts
12/21/2018 6:33 am

Hi my friend, just music to it, and you got a hit song. Good blog!


lordjack1957 61M  

12/22/2018 5:52 am

Ho Ho Ho...Good one~

LJ


Naughtypursuit replies on 12/24/2018 5:55 am:
Thank you

proteus_2a 53M
7302 posts
12/24/2018 4:30 am

Wow, a fortnight of a fuckfest !!!

Cheers my lady, and merry Christmas

P


Naughtypursuit replies on 12/24/2018 5:56 am:
Thank you and Merry Christmas xo

Fervent7 50M
437 posts
12/25/2018 3:54 pm

Sounds like a recipe for a truly sexy Sexmas.


topherific 56M
4535 posts
12/25/2018 5:29 pm


XHamburgDave 75M  
8781 posts
12/31/2018 3:21 pm

Sorry I missed this, Belated Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year Jo


HermanG67 52M
7021 posts
1/1/2019 4:33 pm

THAT is true love


Monroehookups 43M
1 post
1/2/2019 7:18 am

Hello there. Very nice blog


albanybob 70M  
389 posts
2/13/2019 5:19 am

Cybersex? Sure! lol - I have a good voice for it I'm told!


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