Butt Facials - Mclindo this Butts for you  

Naughtypursuit 51F  
1304 posts
6/20/2018 7:56 pm
Butt Facials - Mclindo this Butts for you

You may have heard of a vajacial — a skin treatment to pamper skin in between bikini waxes — but the latest nether-region beauty treatment is a little bit more cheeky.

The butt facial puts your derriére first.

The 50-minute treatment from a famous Los Angeles spa is all the rage with celebrities and demand for the booty-based regime has increased as summer approaches.

The treatment is “designed specially to get your behind bathing-suit ready! We custom tailor this treatment depending on your personal concerns — cleansing, detoxifying, exfoliation, extraction, hydration, our signature RUB N’ BUFF body polish and microdermabrasion,” the spa says.

Clientele often request treatments on their behinds “to really tighten the skin.”
The “get cheeky treatment” will set you back US$160.
You can also get a “fanny facial treatment” at a spa in New York

They begin with an exfoliation of your backside. Then estheticians continue by using Microcurrent Therapy to lift and tone the derriére. The final result is a smoother, more toned bottom. Your backside never felt better.

Naughtypursuit 51F  
2186 posts
6/20/2018 7:57 pm


redrockrascal 60M
20177 posts
6/20/2018 8:03 pm

Is butt flossing part of the treatment?

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.

Naughtypursuit replies on 6/21/2018 4:18 am:
I am sure McLindo would love you flossing for him

InsatiablyYours4 45M
30 posts
6/20/2018 8:12 pm

Oh how I'd love to give you a butt facial!!

sphxdiver 69M  
20558 posts
6/20/2018 8:17 pm

Are they bleaching the assholes too ??

Naughtypursuit replies on 6/21/2018 4:19 am:
Funny there was no mention of that in the article I read...lol

wd40w 66M
6985 posts
6/20/2018 8:32 pm

Just shows ya...Folks will spend money on the weirdest things...I will admit I spent a fair chunk of change on a Toto Bidet Toilet Seat...Not as much as it is retail at 500 bucks...Far from it...It's heated with temperature control...Has a dryer function...Controls for pressure and temperature of the water...Occilating and pulsating feature...With a odor eater feature...It even has every male's dream...A Remote Control...I'll be in the Garage...

"Illigitimi Non Carborundum Est" W.F. "Bull" Halsey wd40w

Naughtypursuit replies on 6/21/2018 4:20 am:
Is the toilet in the garage? The question is do you have a bidet?

Paulxx001 62M
9958 posts
6/20/2018 8:58 pm

Interesting... I don't have the time or money or patience for any of that. My butt is ok. And with the help of a mirror and a good trimmer and a razor... I think that I can make it happen. As for the rest... A playful and willing partner is always a fun plan. Playfulness is good.

Words are like meatloaf- they can be sculpted into any shape you choose.
I wrote, a one word blog.How Short Can It Be And Still

Paulxx001 62M
9958 posts
6/20/2018 9:00 pm

You're on my list .. Lol Yes!

Words are like meatloaf- they can be sculpted into any shape you choose.
I wrote, a one word blog.How Short Can It Be And Still

LakeRidgeBBWSeek 58M
3294 posts
6/20/2018 11:19 pm

OKAY, my FB got one of these from me tues eve, and again on wed morn, believe me, she said her butt never felt softer & smoother, an hour later, grin!

s2ndegree 60M  
9171 posts
6/21/2018 12:00 am

I think I would rather spend the money on
a family in need of monetary help to bury
family member.
Butt I bare ass them if they need it first!

Using more than all the road!

Naughtypursuit replies on 6/21/2018 4:21 am:
Speaks a lot towards vanity and being frivolous...

lindoboy100 56M
20227 posts
6/21/2018 12:22 am

No, no McSuit, we need to be celebrating the hairyness of the arse, pampering it is akin to polishing a jobby!!!!

My arse is hairy, spotty, sweaty, and above all else, scottish.........dinnae be messin wi a scottish arse, ye dinnae ken what trouble that wid bring ye!!

ps - your arse is perfect, needs nae pampering, unless at my hands.....

Wake up and hold yer noses.........

Naughtypursuit replies on 6/21/2018 4:23 am:
I will have to write an Ode to the Scottish Arse in my next post...

proteus_2a 53M
7302 posts
6/21/2018 1:30 am

My lady, if you don't sweat in squats under the bars,
or chuck miles uphill...
Whatever you do, is just pampering a"fluffy"derriere
- and of course , end up wearing the slingshot !

Thanks, and as someone said before, I'll pass,I can hold my own trimming

Cheers - P

Looknfind18 66M  
3907 posts
6/21/2018 4:16 am

lol, think I will save this 160 dollars

azriel1970 48M
25854 posts
6/21/2018 4:58 am

Oh wow. IS this where we are now? First it was bleaching and now it is this. LMAO

Yeah I will stay all natural in that area thank you!!!

However, yours is amazing! Just my thoughts

mc_justmc 59M  
4959 posts
6/21/2018 7:58 am

I haven't heard of a vajacial , do they have a male version of that? I hate those little red bumps from grooming.

wantaplay8 66M
5607 posts
6/21/2018 4:49 pm

LOL ,,,cool,,,might have to try that sometime,,,you know bucket list thing. Never heard of a vajacial either. I would be sweating trying to give women that vajacial treatment. I would be fired before long due to a lack of control.

wd40w 66M
6985 posts
6/24/2018 6:57 am

Naughtypursuit replies on 6/21/2018 4:20 am:
Is the toilet in the garage? The question is do you have a bidet?
No toilet as of yet...That option is available if I chose to pursue it...Seat has the Bidet feature indeed...A few friends also have them...We're Toto Type People...I'll be in the Garage...

"Illigitimi Non Carborundum Est" W.F. "Bull" Halsey wd40w

author51 56F  
77592 posts
6/25/2018 1:38 am

I did not hear about this till now..The price people willingly pay for having their bottom smooth and shiny is cheeky indeed....lol.

One can never have enough JOY in their life...

Ravakevei 54M

6/29/2018 8:09 pm

There better be a hole on the massage table and a woman under it for an ass massage at that price...

voyeur2017 56M
587 posts
7/1/2018 1:58 pm

now that is something to smile about

VinnFromTheBlock 59M
555 posts
7/2/2018 4:38 am

Looks like a sling shot!

VladImpaleHer 43M
1 post
7/15/2018 7:44 pm

hit me up anytime

CynicusMaximus 47M
1757 posts
12/24/2018 6:35 am

I have the same outfit, but I got folded up like a lawn chair when I sat down.

Naughtypursuit replies on 12/24/2018 9:36 am:
I would love to see pictures of that...lol

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