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Goldenman56x 67M
18 posts
7/11/2019 2:02 pm

Ha. Ha, that is mean


lilbigman8833 57M
257 posts
7/11/2019 2:07 pm

hell ya id eat it us country ppl its food weedoggie


ItsThtPervertGuy 44M
484 posts
7/11/2019 2:29 pm

Looks like one of those things from that movie Aliens!!!


thikhead 66M
3346 posts
7/11/2019 2:38 pm

thats sooo imaginative,

and hilarioius . . .

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Avion229 49F

7/11/2019 2:52 pm

I'd take all the crab legs since I could identify what it is, it's kind of reminding me of a scorpion lol


Heavyg2019 60M

7/11/2019 2:54 pm

LMAO!!!!!!! That is damn funny...I might have to try that one day, and freak a few people out..lol...


positively4you 74F  
4605 posts
7/11/2019 3:25 pm

It’s all in the presentation. That’s a huge fail.


benard69 66M/66F  

7/11/2019 3:46 pm

Try that at Thanksgiving and call it TurCrabinn!


cocklikerock1369 51M
43 posts
7/11/2019 4:04 pm

thats great ty so much for sharing


mc_justmc 63M

7/11/2019 4:53 pm

even knowing what it's made of I couldn't have that in my house.


dogslife2live01 71M

7/11/2019 5:10 pm

too kool!
alien dinner!

there is a world of difference between insanity and stupidity


smallballs555 68M
141 posts
7/11/2019 6:52 pm

I would do this be asked by guests new recipe?


kumtogether54901 42M

7/11/2019 7:17 pm

thats awesome!!! and yes i sure could eat it lol


Satyr48 75M
1905 posts
7/11/2019 7:36 pm

I've heard of Turducken, but this is my first Crachickage...
I'd have to eat it before it eats me...

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Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
7/11/2019 8:55 pm

ok... I gotta try THAT!
Reminds me of The Thing... 1984 .. scary... 😊


proteus_2a 58M
7979 posts
7/11/2019 11:33 pm

Facehugger chicken ?

One of the rare occasions I'd be inclined to shoot my dinner !

P


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
7/13/2019 12:05 pm

I'm sorry, but that's not going anywhere near my face (hug) grrr!


Uncut637148 52M
21 posts
7/14/2019 6:47 pm

Hell no


Uncut637148 52M
21 posts
7/14/2019 6:48 pm

Very nice


wis_buster_2006 51M  
42 posts
7/15/2019 5:01 am

EWWWWW NOT!


stylish74 49M
17 posts
7/16/2019 8:03 am

What do you serve with it? Blue carrots? And If it moves, shoot it again -lol-


areyouforme8 50M

7/17/2019 3:05 pm

Going to pass on that


bigmask4u7 30M

7/17/2019 7:29 pm

Looks good. Just spooky for a sec is all lol


DrKinkmanGYN 70M
66 posts
7/20/2019 11:44 am

How about this dish. How many of you would endulge in a man-hearty breakfast? Freshly Ferilized Poached Eggs ala Chef.
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Livin_my_Life14 53F

7/24/2019 9:55 pm

Aliens movie!!! Scary😱


rockithardpleas 46M
31 posts
7/27/2019 9:27 am

you make it , i'll eat it!


dbsimms 54M

7/28/2019 1:16 pm

That looks like the creature from Alien that comes out of the egg and attaches to your face! Oh HELL NO!


Bluesradio62 61M
34 posts
7/28/2019 9:21 pm

Looks downright scary....now the egg dish I can handle....


odinator1 41M

7/29/2019 5:05 am

scary creature looking


Mankey563 37M

7/31/2019 3:11 am

Sure why not


oraldeelite 61M
18 posts
7/31/2019 7:43 am

Sure, probably gonna taste like chicken. It reminded me of a cooking show I watched years ago and the chef made nuclear chicken. Eight legged chicken. He'd buy xtra drumsticks and sew them on with poultry string and voila a mutant chicken. Kids especially liked this one. Me too ---a leg man , but breasts are equally nice!


ocmvfunguy51 56M

7/31/2019 9:18 am

that would be a fun dinner party surprise


mutualbenefit69 49M
201 posts
7/31/2019 5:19 pm

haha thats funny. seems most everything tastes like chicken. must be a mind over matter thing


toyzrme69 52F
11 posts
8/1/2019 7:19 am

pretty interesting looking dish !


Cplexity 36M
12 posts
8/1/2019 7:46 pm

kill it with fire!


shootitome2 73M

8/3/2019 4:52 am

just say "Hey, Mikey," i'll eat anything...

PEEKING!!!


Bigme8910 41M
72 posts
8/3/2019 6:00 pm

WOW!!! My initial reaction would be WTF is that. I’d probably have a good laugh and a mouthful after I was told what it really is.


SlyF0xxx 35M

8/6/2019 2:07 pm

Yikes. No thanks!


Frank87boy 40M

8/6/2019 9:20 pm

Me compré una lencería que te encantará"

Recuerda que los hombres son muy visuales y a él le encantará imaginarte con ropa sexy. Una de las maneras en que puedes iniciar tema es preguntándole directamente: ¿cómo te gusto mejor? ¿con boxer o encaje? ¡Súper excitante para ellos!

"No imaginas las ganas que tengo de ti esta noche"

Tanto a mujeres como a hombres les encanta sentirse deseados y qué mejor manera de hacerlo que enviándole un coqueto mensaje en donde le expreses todas y cada una de las satisfacciones que te hace sentir.

"Nadie tiene tremenda habilidad con la lengua", "me encanta [tu amiguito]"

"Cuento las horas para verte. Si estuvieras aquí..."

(...) no te imaginas todo lo que te haría"... Si él pregunta, descríbele el panorama de una manera picante y agrega al final: todo eso te haré cuando te vea.

"Cuando caiga la noche quiero que nos olvidemos de todo para disfrutarnos completamente"

No esperes a que él sea el primero en pedir que se vean. Ten la iniciativa y envíale un mensajito como: "te invito a mi casa a cenar hoy con todo y postre... el postre que quieras y como quieras"

"Mis pezones están..."

(Puedes añadirle una fotografía como 'prueba)'.

Cuando la temperatura ambiental es muy baja, por naturaleza, los pezones de las mujeres tienden a cambiar de apariencia y textura, ya que la protuberancia de estos exalta aún más al estar expuestos al frío. Si esto pasa, puedes decirle de manera ingeniosa la manera en que el clima te ha hecho "una mala jugada"...

Puedes añadirle una fotografía mostrando sutilmente el hecho (por encima de tu blusa). ¡Lo volverás loco!

"Esta noche seré completamente tuya. Hazme lo que quieras"

A los hombres les encanta sentir que tienen el control y tú puedes hacerle creer que así será bajo las sábanas.

"Adivina lo que llevo puesto"

Recuerda que los hombres son muy visuales y a él le encantará imaginarte con ropa sexy. Una de las maneras en que puedes iniciar tema es preguntándole directamente: ¿cómo te gusto mejor? ¿con boxer o encaje? ¡Súper excitante para ellos!

"¿Cuántos orgasmos me vas a regalar hoy?"

"Quiero que el tiempo corra para poder estar a tu lado. Prepárate para la mejor noche de tu vida"


spicybicpl 42M/41F

8/7/2019 1:09 pm

Was going to go have lunch,but just lost my appetite


FunTimesFor2018 59M
35 posts
8/8/2019 5:18 am

I'm going to make that


Spidey604 46M
82 posts
8/8/2019 11:55 am

That is absolutely hilarious


Brownsugar222222 45F
14 posts
8/8/2019 1:09 pm

yuckkkk Im NOT hungry anymore


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