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Extreme Close Up Nude Pics  

CynicusMaximus 52M
398 posts
3/31/2019 1:58 pm
Extreme Close Up Nude Pics

Why do i get catfished so much?

Because, i think it's fun.

If you can not get a topless picture from a woman on this site, then there is something severely wrong with the carnival ride you're operating. Time to shut it the ride down for some repairs.

I love banter.. a lot may not understand my banter, but it can get wayyyyy out there. I can throw out some conversational soft balls to someone pretending to be a woman and if they try to steer everything back to sex and me sending pics... it's probably a dude.

Some women will just get bored and move on, but men will try to keep it going because they think if they menrion sex enough times.. eventually i will break and start sending dick pics.

For the women that get bored.. i do apologize. I would just rather let you know now before layer that I'm kinda not dumb... and i know a lot about Star Wars and cartoons.

Even if it all goes right and we end up looking at ourselves in the mirrored ceiling, bathed in the red neon lights of the motel we found.. basking in our own glow. I'm still going to lean down and kiss your forehead and ask you..

"Do you think Han Solo should have just taken off and not looked back?"

Anyway.. attached is the close up nude pic that i send out now.


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
3/31/2019 2:08 pm

Funny stuff... Great pic... lol 👍😁
I'd ask... why did it take us two movies... before we finally figured out, that the Princess chick, that Luke Skywalker wanted to fuck - was actually his sister? 🤔


CynicusMaximus replies on 3/31/2019 2:25 pm:
Technically speaking.... was it ever established that Luke was ever hetero?

bitchkitty2017 71F

3/31/2019 2:19 pm

lol no its not better to stay and fight ..if you have to fight to keep someone you wont win shit let alone respect or gratitude from that person..what you get is the old adage , nice guys finish last..whilst you fight and spend time getting thru the bushes , the other guy or gal you are fighting for is screwing the person a block away when your holding the bag of grapenuts that you thought was full and turned out had a big hole in the bottom..lol


CynicusMaximus replies on 3/31/2019 2:31 pm:
Have you ever seen Star Wars??

WHO HAD GRAPEFRUIT??!!

Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
3/31/2019 2:52 pm

Another good Q. 🤔
Although, eventually... there was enough evidence, to prove that Hans Solo's monkey, was gay.... Not that there's anything wrong with that. 😶


mellybean2000 57F
22 posts
3/31/2019 3:21 pm

Thank you for your blog! I am sorry you found yourself on a spiraling landslide of "imposters" in your search for real women on here. I am real, however I do not post nude pics of myself here for safety and security reasons. I get what you are saying and I understand the frustration, I hope that you will also note that there are some women here that are more private and personal and do not want their pics shown on any site for fear of misusing those photos in other avenues of their life.

Thank you for your comments though. It looks like you are taking it in stride and keeping your humor about it


CynicusMaximus replies on 3/31/2019 5:18 pm:
I know there are a lot of really good women out there. I get to chat with them all here on the blogs too.

Thanks for stopping by

TicklePlease 56F  
13851 posts
3/31/2019 3:24 pm

Wow you weren't kidding.....

Han had a monkey?

Man... this thread just keeps giving.


CynicusMaximus replies on 3/31/2019 5:15 pm:
The train is off the rails.

ilove2show4u 47M
23 posts
3/31/2019 6:46 pm

nice pic


CynicusMaximus replies on 3/31/2019 7:48 pm:
Do you think it makes me look fat??

superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
3/31/2019 7:35 pm

"Do you think Han Solo should have just taken off and not looked back?"
According to Star Wars VII - he eventually did.

I had to look up the term 'catfishing'. Good term for the people that make fake profiles. Bottom feeders.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


CynicusMaximus replies on 3/31/2019 7:53 pm:
You know... that's the thing about Han Solo. Everyone thinks he's the cool one, but he's just the guy that never wanted to be there in the first place.

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