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ððŧðē Some chuckles :)
ððŧðē Some chuckles :) /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girlâs place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off his pants and washes his hands. The girl watches him and says, âYou must be a dentistâ The guy, surprised, says âYesâĶhow did you figure that out?â The girl says, âEasyâĶ you keep washing your hands." One thing led to another and they make love. After they were done, the girl says, âYou must be a great dentist.â The guy, now with a boosted ego says, âYes, I sure am a great dentist. How did you figure that out?â The girl says, âEasyâĶ I didnât feel a thing!â ///////////////////////////////////////////// A famous American golfer is invited to go to China for a golfing tournament. From the second he gets there, he is treated like a king. He is given five-star treatment in a five-star hotel until the day of the tournament. The night before the tournament, he is sitting in his hotel room watching TV. A hot Asian girl walks up to his room and he says, "Wow. They must really love me here." He begins to have sex with her the whole night. She continues to scream, "Chung Hoi! Chung Hoi!," but he ignores it. At the tournament, the American golfer gets a hole-in-one and gets really excited. He starts yelling, "Chung Hoi! Chung Hoi!" One of the Chinese golfers says, "What do you mean 'WRONG HOLE'?" ////////////////////////////////////////////////////// A little boy came down to breakfast. Since they lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores. "Not yet" said the little boy. His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does his chores. He goes to feed the chickens and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows and kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs and kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon. I also saw you kick the cow, so you aren't getting any milk." His father comes down for breakfast, and he kicks the cat as he's walking into the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I?" |
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Great post ððŧ
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Those are great, brightened my morning
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"Didn't feel a thing" ---- Zing!! Thanks for the laughs. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Good ones, too funny hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Great start to Wednesday. Wrong Hole- god the golfer in me is cringing (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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10/9/2019 9:30 am |
Got a good LOL! "Sweet, steamy, sensuous kisses light the bright fires of passionate lust within us." scott6250
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Happy Hump Day Pal, thanks so much for the laughs they are always such enjoyable ones..I hope your day is a wonderful one..
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